napkinbitch:

dontgigglesherlock:

today I saw an face cream for acne called

‘No Zit, Sherlock’

and I fucking died in the store

OH MY GOD 

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

Reblog if at some point you’ve tried to see if you had super powers.

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

tsunderage:

anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar

I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.

I am way to happy that my fanfic has 17 follows

Reblog if you’re a girl that likes any of the following:

gallifreyan-pizza:

• X-Men
• Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
• Batman
• Star Trek 
• Star Wars
• And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys

A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.

Women of tumblr please back me up.